Mandy Zelinka, Chief Troublemaker



Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.



A few years ago while working behind the chair as a hairstylist I found myself in a Digital Marketing class in Seattle Washington, a city that is home to two of the wealthiest men in America who also happen to be in tech (Jeff Bezos of Amazon and Bill Gates of Microsoft). Looking to be challenged, I signed up to learn to code from two adorable young men - one who had worked directly under Tim Cook at Apple. The other worked for Mister Bezos.


I cried through the entire course. Like, ugly cried. 


Grabbing a coffee before class meant finding myself in packed Starbucks navigating a sea of lanyard-donning Amazon tech geeks with backpacks. 


Talk about intimidating.  


In true hairdresser fashion, I was the one that showed up to our last class with a bottle of tequila in hand to share with my classmates in celebration when two months of tear-stained coding torture finally came to an end. 







But right before we could break out George Clooney's spirits, we all would have to get up in front of the class and show what we had produced. Everyone but me had finished with one-page highly functioning but unattractive website; whereas I showed up with a ten-page look-alike of the Wall Group’s fashionable site. #Flawless


It made me think of that Tom Ford quote, “I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.” And when I was done I was not only complimented on my site but also on my all-black ensemble, khakis be damned.


While I enjoyed the challenge I felt once again that traditional learning just wasn’t for me, which means if you're reading this it’s probably not for you either. I instead headed online from the comfort of my home where I could wear as much black as I wanted sans judgement, study in my underwear, and start drinking at noon if I was having a hard time sitting still at my laptop.


I created The Zelinka Agency for you. And me, because I couldn't seem to find my people; my Tribe.


One that wants to stretch themselves and grow in ways we never thought capable of ourselves. One where creative learners could not only be praised for our different way of thinking, but kick some serious ass utilizing the unique ways that make us different.


One that is online so I can carry it with me wherever I go like I was able to do when I worked for KEVIN.MURPHY.


One that’s into learning and finds traditional education to be stifling, and isn't afraid to try something new.


The Zelinka Agency was built on the belief that business education can be fun. We are a global community of like-minded small business owners and right-brained entrepreneurs dedicated to building and maintaining high standards for ourselves, our clients, and our industry.


I was having a hard time finding my people - might you be one of them?



(It really helps if you feel stuck.)





Mandy Zelinka is the former Digital Marketing Manager for KEVIN.MURPHY International and owned one of the largest award-winning salons in Portland, Oregon. She was also Voted Best Hairstylist in Portland in 2016 by The Portland Fashion + Style Awards and is currently a writer and the CEO of The Zelinka Group.
But she's best known for tobogganing down the Great Wall of China as a United States Diplomat and First Lady of a City.

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